Political unrest in Catalonia meant that she who must be obeyed, and I did not make it to her home town last week and political unrest here meant that not.

And I thought today’s musings would be commenting on the outcome of the Brexit vote, how naïve of me was that? No point in my trying to guess what the.

Although Tweedledum and Tweedledee seem to have legal issues up to their wazoos, and the opposition parties here and there are having their own mad hatters tea party, you can.

When you are reading this, I will be in London at a function with my Livery Company – The Carmen- we were founded in March 1517 so have been around.

A little Boris here a little Corben there, here a Trump there a Trump everywhere a Trump Trump John McDonald has a farm Eei EEi Oh. A little Boris here.

The Brumps have had another wonderful week where they demonstrated that they live in a land occupied by the Umpa Lumpas, but don’t worry we at Straight Talk are working.